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Reza Aslan Brings Us a TV Comedy That Aims to “De-Exotify” Muslims
The celebrated cannibal Reza Aslan has somewhat faded from the public eye since he was fired by CNN and exhorted readers in his last book to take the advice of the oldest and most celebrated self-improvement coach, Satan: “take a lesson from Adam and…

Senator Rand Paul Releases Over $50 Billion Waste Report – $466,991 Frog Mating Calls Study, $34 Million For Textbooks For Afghan Students, $1.2 Million Online Dating App Users Studies…& More
For years, former Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) would publish what became known as his “Wastebook.” Now, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is bringing to light the wasteful and unconstitutional spending of the federal beast. In his 2019 “Festivus” Edition…

Celebrating Christmas is Politically Correct
In their effort to make a point, those who discuss law and government and politics for a living often miss the most crucial – the most critical point of all. So, as we celebrate Christmas, this is a…

Invisible Ink Tattoos Could Be Used By Elites To Identify Unvaccinated Kids
Because it’s becoming difficult for the ruling class and Big Pharma to keep track of people who have been vaccinated and those who have not, a suggestion to use “tattoos” has surfaced. A new technology created by researchers…

Are The Impossible Whoppers from Burger King A Part Of Population Control?
Men, before eating your next Impossible Whopper from Burger King, I would kindly suggest you read this. Is Burger King at the forefront of population control? Do I sound crazy? I am, but that is beside the point.…

NYC: Muslim Community Patrol Plans Increase From 3 Patrol Cars to 30 – Why Is This Happening & Why Isn’t This Being Stopped?
Remember the recent story where MCP started a turf war with a dangerous street gang? Trouble Brewing for New York Muslim Patrol, Violent “Bloods” Street Gang is Pushing Back HARD NYPD had to break up that mess, where…

The Hellish Legacy Of Rep. John Dingell’s Family
A decade ago, Time Magazine unveiled an in-depth article on the death of Detroit. One of the politicians whom the article blamed for Detroit’s woes was Rep. John Dingell. The Dingell clan has held a congressional seat outside Detroit since 1932. Their…








